Red Dead Machinima

It's available online now. This is about a day and a half late, sue me. I'd get shit up faster if anyone actually expressed interest. /rant

Here are some links that Crosstop shared with me. Here you can find torrents and direct downloads of the movie, so you really have no excuse for not seeing it now.

Thanks to Crosstop. More people should be so involved. Do you all realize that in crazy, backwards, middle-of-nowhere Russia, they don't even have the game yet?

Eh

It was just OK. You eurofags didn't miss much. Should be online soon enough anyway. In the meantime, if you want to see something RDR related and actually entertaining, search YouTube for glitches along the lines of cougar-people.

In other news: Big decisions/announcements concerning the group's future to come. Important people who haven't been around lately, come back to the IRC.

Poker, Faces, and Poker Faces

Many of you don't know about this, but last night we went looking for some quality online poker to fill the void left by R*'s omission of all minigames from multiplayer. Well, we had success. Poker with a really nice interface, and most of us didn't have to make new accounts. You can sign in using an old AIM account, or make a new one, or be gay and play as a guest. Go here to see what I'm talking about, and jump in the IRC to see if anyone wants to play a few hands. Possible scheduled games with small "prizes" (read: bragging rights) if people express interest.

The yearbook has flopped. I can tell no one else is ever going to send me anything, and I hate you all. No more reminders, I promise.

Also, Lady Gaga is now stuck in your head. Enjoy.

/mu/ - Cowboy Music

Two things. First, we are joking around about making cowboy music together. This would be awesome if we actually had the drive/skills to accomplish it. The other thing:

I can't believe I forgot about this until now. I have these IRL pals who played this song a couple years ago, and I recorded it for their site which no longer exists. Here they are, Delivered from the Crotch, playing "I'm a Gunslingin' Cowboy" with some wonderfully improvised lead guitar.

I Need a Job

It's true. The most productive thing I did all day was add two people to the yearbook. You guys could at least send me some more pictures to help keep me busy.

Bronanza: Now Griefing on a Global Scale

Derp. I should have posted this earlier, but RDR is officially out everywhere that matters. Protip: If this excludes you, move. Had a nice match with a few Eurobros before leaving for the whole day. I'm looking forward to playing with the rest of the Sonyfriends soon.

Also, let me beat this dead horse while I'm here:
Fucking pictures, how do they work?

Oh, Lawds!

Just as I thought, communication and game setup are super annoying. Hard to respond to an invite by saying, "No thanks, I'm in a game with some other people right now. But you're welcome to join us!" while getting shot at. Too many menus to go through. Anyway, if at any point you send me an invite and then immediately get one back without any explanation, it means I'm playing with bros already and you can come to our game if you want.

Also, one person was added to the yearbook. Pretty lulzy.

RDR? In MY Continent?

It's more likely than you think.

Today is the 18th and the glorious master race (read: fat people) get Red Dead today. Enjoy your stillnogaems, Europe.

Yearbook Up

To the right, under the links, there is now a section labeled Pages. Check out the first iteration of the BCY. You'll see bros who have sent pics in already, plus one person under Non-Bros. These are thumbnails, and the full size pictures are cooler. Anyway, those of you who haven't contributed yet should send me some pics at the usual email address. Also feel free to dress someone else up for a pic and I'll put them in the latter half.

Membership Reaches Critical Mass, Group Admin Still in Shock

Are you aware that the Steam group has over two hundred members? I don't know how that happened. I checked just now to see what kind of work I had ahead of me, and wow. Just wow.

5 more days

Who's excited? I sure am. Here's some coverage from around the web to tide you over until Tuesday:

• Exploring The West via IGN
• Red Dead Redemption: The Outlaw via IGN
• Red Dead Redemption: The Hero via IGN
  
• The First Hour of Red Dead Redemption via Kotaku
• and the Red Dead Redemption Launch Trailer

Update General

Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm not getting any opportunities to work on Bronanza-related stuff. Might have to wait until Sunday to do anything with the pictures I have so far. Keep sending them in the meantime. Also I was sent some Minecraft screens, but I don't want this blog to end up being half Minecraft updates, so I might create a separate page for the latest stuff from that. Maybe.

Cowboys to Come

I got two submissions today for the Cowboy Yearbook, which is a working title for the hilariously gay collection of bro pictures. Not sure how exactly I'll post them but I won't start working on it until tonight.

It's official now, everyone has to do this. Send them to explodingcore@gmail.com.

More Minecraft Nonsense

Borklund set us up with a Minecraft server of our very own. It is currently public, but he does not hesitate to drop the banhammer on queers. I don't even know if this link is going to work, but go here to play.


Cheldog confirmed for blind as a bat.

New Red Dead Redemption gameplay on GTTV

http://www.gametrailers.com/episode/gametrailers-tv/91?ep=91

10 more days! (or 12 for eurofags)

Red Dead Television

So apparently there's going to be a half-hour machinima on Fox. There's talk about it on a number of different sites, but I can't seem to find an exact airtime. What I do know is, a short Red Dead Redemption film will air on Fox sometime Saturday, May 15th. If anyone can find an actual schedule or information on how those of us from outside the US can see it, let us know.

Also, whenever it does come on, I'll be in the IRC to discuss it as it's showing. Plan to be there and express your brick-shitting in real time.

Cowboys, Report In

If you guys really wanna do this, that is. Could be fun, probably just gay. A couple of times in IRC I've brought up the idea to have everyone dress in something cowboy-related or otherwise oldtimey and send me a picture. People have been surprisingly supportive but have yet to send me anything. If I get some, I'll post them and call it like, "Bronanza Cowboy Yearbook" or something.

Good/bad/gay idea?

Minecraftan

A bunch of bros in the IRC got into an open Minecraft server and fooled around a bit. We learned how fuckin' griefers work, and that Genryu is a god among men.



We should make our own server.

Steam Archive

Alternate title: Bronanza Required Reading

This is just a few links to archives of old posts from the Steam, preserved here for easy reading. Steam was starting to become a mess, and one of the things we want to improve with the blog format is readability. So here you go, in order of post date:

Bronanza Group Formed
Going Forward
Genryu's Guide to IRC
John Rambro's Guide to Playstation Home
Player of the Week

If you read these old posts, you will be up to date on the group. Thanks for taking the time, bros. Come hang out in IRC already.

Blognanza

Now it's just getting retarded. How's everyone doing! We've been discussing this for a little while now, and DarkMagic349 of the Live list decided to go ahead and build us a blog. Huge thanks for his work in getting this going. He will also be co-admin of the blog as well as officer of the Steam group.

The plan for now is to begin a massive cleanup of all my ramblings into something that resembles a readable blog. With all the important stuff cut down to simpler form, I'll probably link to it from here, then go back to Steam and delete all but the lists. We'll see how that turns out.